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SoRrY tHaT iVe BeEn Up AnD gOnE gUyS (( here you go for absence)

• GLaDOS!terminallyCapricious [TC] joined chat.
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• TC: HeLlO AnD, aGaIn, WeLcOmE To tHe aPeRtUrE ScIeNcE CoMpUtEr-aIdEd eNrIcHmEnT CeNtEr.
• TC: ((Oh))
• TC: ((Uh))
• TC: (( apft. ))
• TC: WELL THEN MOTHER FUCKER
• TC: i suppose we havent met quite motherfucking yet
• TC: WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS SUPPOSE TO FUCKING DO FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER
• TC: We hAvE MoThErFuCkEr, We hAvE In oUr lAsT 19 tEsTs
• TC: YoU ArE AlMoSt aT ThE LaSt oNe
• TC: ThErE WiLl bE PiE
• TC: well what the fuck do i exactly motherfucking do
• TC: I DONT WANT FUCKING PIE.
• TC: but this does sound fucking fun to this motherfuckers ears
• TC: HoNk, LeTs sTaRt tEsTiNg.
• TC: WaIt
• TC: HONK. WELL LETS GO MOTHERFUCKER. WHAT.
• TC: whats the fucking hold up.
• TC: >:0(
• TC: BeFoRe wE StArT, hOwEvEr, KeEp iN MiNd tHaT AlThOuGh fUn aNd lEaRnInG ArE ThE PrImArY GoAlS Of aLl eNrIcHmEnT CeNtEr aCtIvItIeS, sErIoUs iNjUrIeS MaY OcCuR. fOr yOuR OwN SaFeTy aNd tHe sAfEtY Of oThErS, pLeAsE ReFrAiN FrOm-- [BzZzZzT]"
• TC: OkAy tHe pOrTaL WiLl oPeN In
• TC: 321
• TC: refrain from what.
• TC: FUCK.
• TC: *fucking runs into the damn room not really caring right now*
• TC: Uh, OkAy tHe nExT TeSt iS DeFeCt, So i hAd tO RePlAcE It
• TC: WiTh a sHiTlOaD Of cRoCkErCoRp rObOtS
• TC: GoOdLuCk!
• TC: . . . AnD DoN'T DiE
• TC: *fucking falls off a lege first five seconds and falls on face*.... YOU COULD HAVE FUCKING TOLD ME THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
• TC: I JuSt dId
• TC: HoNk
• TC: *sits up and glares at it wiping off a little more of his makeup* well fuck me cold on toast. robots- easy motherfucking pie.
• TC: HONK.
• TC: *takes out his bats and smiles oddly at the darkness* so where the motherfuck are you hiding...*walks around cautiously*
• TC: -ROBOT: UH. . . HELLO?
• TC: *looks up at the robot* ...HELLO MOTHERFUCKER.
• TC: -ROBOT: ARE YOU UH, , , tHERE?
• TC: *pauses and stares at it dumbfounded and a bit weirded out at the slight resemblence to tavbros voice* ...bro. wat the motherfuck are you doing.
• TC: - ROBOT: UH, , , hELLO?
• TC: HeY, wHy hAvN'T YoU FiNiShEd yOuR TeStS YeT. yOu uSuAlLy aRe wAy fAsTeR ThAn tHiS.
• TC: *looks at it shiftily* ...T-TAV??
• TC: *is a bit hesitant knowin it is indeed a robot but at the same time hearing the voice brings back the memory of aradia bot and the fact she was still living in there*
• TC: *doesn't answer glados!slef*
• TC: (*self* ))
• TC: - TAVBOT: (SEES HIM)) HELLO.
• TC: *stares at it* ....wh..what the motherfuck. youre dead. or is this just a motherfucking simulation or some motherfuckery.
• TC: -TAVBOT: STARTS SHOOTING-
• TC: *eyes widen and more or less completely forgets that the thought occured to him-- thwacks it's head off with one of his bats easily and runs past the body before it falls feeling a sinking feeling in his chest*
• TC: MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU BETTER NOT FUCK WITH THIS SHIT ANYMORE. I WONT FALL FOR THAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKING AGAIN.
• TC: :O)
• TC: )0:<
• TC: InTeReStInG
• TC: *running still* what is?
• TC: HoNk
• TC: I ShOuLdN'T TaLk tO YoU WhEn yOu dO TeStS
• TC: JuSt kEeP GoInG BrO
• TC: DONT MOTHERFUCKING HONK ME YOU ATIFICIAL PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKERY.
• TC: *runs a little faster* damn right you shouldnt...
• TC: *sees another few robos and doesnt even consider a thought when he bashes them together and runs past them*
• TC: *asks glados something* HEY. YOU. QUESTION.
• TC: HmM?
• TC: I CaN'T GiVe yOu hInTs
• TC: not a hint. a question. why the motherfuck am i even here i don't remember any of this shit nr that there was robots or anyshit like this from before. did i like dream up this shit or whats going on here?
• TC: ? 0 :
• TC: *hits another robot*
• TC: YoU'Ve bEeN HeRe a lOnG TiMe, YoU MuSt hAvE HaD BrAiNdAmAgE SiNcE YoUr lAsT TeSt.
• TC: *blinks* NOT SURPRISED. GIVE ME A QUICK RECAP WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK I'M DOING HERE.
• TC: YoU ArE A TeSt sUbJeCt oF CrOcKeRcOrP
• TC: crockercorp? what the motherfuck is that shit??
• TC: SOME SORT OF FUCKING IMPERIALISTIC BANGGANG?
• TC: KiNdOf
• TC: so im a otherfucking test experiment? fucking glorious as the messiahs.
• TC: THAT'S FUCKING FANTASTIC.
• TC: AfTeR YoU'Re dOnE WiTh yOuR LaSt tEsT YoU WiLl cAn dO WhAt eVeR YoU WaNt, AnD ThErE WiLl bE PiE
• TC: YoU WiLl bE MiSsEd
• TC: :o)
• TC: ?? why where the fuck will you go? what i can't go back or anything??
• TC: ?0:
• TC: *stops a moment and feels bad at his comment* ??
• TC: WAIT...GLADOS. ARE YOU THERE??
• TC: YeS
• TC: ...i have a faint recolection about something... thanks.
• TC: ThAnKs fOr wHaT?
• TC: I HAD A FAINT MEMORY OF WHEN WE FIRST STARTED THIS SHIT. YOU WERE PROGRAMMED OFF OF MY OWN LIKE AND I REMEMBER BREAKING DOWN RIGHT BEFORE THIS TEST.
• TC: thank you for enocouraging me.
• TC: ... (0:
• TC: :o)
• TC: I'M JuSt dOiNg fOr wHaT I WaS PrOgRaMmEd tO Do
• TC: STILL MOTHERFUCKER. IM GOING TO MISS YOU TOO...
• TC: YoUr lAsT TeSt iS CoMiNg uP
• TC: CoNgRaTiOlAtIoNs
• TC: *fAkE CoNfEtI CoMeS FrOm eVeRyWhErE*
• TC: *chuckles a little and honks quietly a few times approaching the next area- wondering what the next test was*
• TC: *tHe nExT TeSt wAs a sMaLl oNe wItH A MoViNg pAnEl tHaT WaS GoInG SoMeWhErE YoU WaSn't aBlE To sEe*
• TC: *tHe mOvInG PaNeL WaSn't mOvInG YeT*
• TC: *yOu nEeD To gEt iT MoViNg*
• TC: *looks around vaugely knowing this* ....hmmm
• TC: HONK. honk.
• TC: :o)
• TC: *he looks around and rubs his head seeing a lever on the other side of the room but above a pit* ... piece of cake. *sees a robot near it* ...DAMNIT.
• TC: CoMe oN YoU CaN Do iT, yOu dOn't wAnT To fAiL YoUr lAsT TeSt dO YoU?
• TC: *growls a little and makes a run for it jumping and grabbing the lever-- to his surpise that doesn't fucking budge down-- and to even more more dismay, causes the attention to one of the bigger drones* FUCK FUCK FUCK
• TC: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK?!
• TC: *dismayed and confused not wanting to let go and fall into the pit, either or being pumbled by a bigger drone* ....fuuuuuuuuuuck
• TC: :o)
• TC: YoU ArE AlMoSt tHeRe
• TC: YoU CaN Do iT
• TC: ThErE WiLl bE PiE
• TC: AnD GrOuP TeRaPy
• TC: *frowns and tries to kick the bots face missing and swinging on the lever as it grabs the lever and pulls it* !!
• TC: *blinks and tries to jump off the lever, landing mere cetimeters from the edge and clasps onto it and holds on for dear life shouting* FUCK GLADOS CAN'T YOU FUCKING HELP ME AT ALL!?
• TC: *blinks and tried pulling himself up before gettting up and seeing the platform begining to move* fuck fuck fuck!
• TC: I'M SoRrY I CaN'T HeLp yOu
• TC: I'M OnLy hErE To sUpOrD YoU TrOuGh yOuR TeStS
• TC: *as he's about to jump onto the platform he makes it onto the moving object-- only to be shot in the side from the android robot* !!
• TC: *falls to the platform and curls up in pain*
• TC: It's oKaY, oNlY OnE ShOt wOn't dO ThAt mUcH DaMaGe
• TC: YoU ArE A HiGh-bLlOd nO? iT WiLl cUrE In a fEw sEcOnDs
• TC: *as the platform moves he sits up slowly as he moves along, and breaths a bit deeply due to the initial shock of actually being hit for once*
• TC: GoOd jOb
• TC: YEAH I KNOW MOTHERFUCKER. THANKS...
• TC: YoU SoLvEd yOuR LaSt tEsT
• TC: I'M PrOuD Of yOu
• TC: *sitting there looking up looking for glados*
• TC: *yOu cAn sMeLl sOmEtHiNg bUrNiNg*
• TC: *iT'S AlSo gEtTiNg rEaLlY HoT*
• TC: *sits quietly without words -- but then sniffs the air* ??? galdos...what the mothefuck-- *feels like he's in an oven*
• TC: WHAT THE FCK IS GOING ON WHATS HAPPENING?!
• TC: ((*fuck))
• TC: It's oKaY ThE CrOcKeRcOrP ApArAtUrE Is aBlE To sTaNd tHe fIrE
• TC: JuSt sTaY On tHe pAnEl, AnD WaIt fOr tHe pIe
• TC: what? a fire? what happened?
• TC: THE FUCK HAPPENED? YOU BURNED THE PIE OR SOMETHING??
• TC: *tHe pAnEl sLoWlY MoVeS InTo a pIt oF FiRe
• TC: ((Be cReAtIvE AnD EsCaPe))
• TC: *eyes widen and looks for something to jump onto* HOLY SHIT!!
• TC: *jumps and grabs a long wire hanging down* what are you trying to do burn me alive?!?
• TC: Uh. . .
• TC: WhAt?
• TC: HaH HaH No . . . uH
• TC: *it loosens a bit but he tries to carefully climb it* GLADOS IF YOU DID THIS IM GOING TO DISMANTLE YOU!
• TC: ((I'M ReAlLy sOrRy bUt i gTg ): ))
• TC: ((YoU ArE A ReAlLy cOoL SoBeR GaMzEe!))
• TC: *growls a little* you. you tried to actually fucking kill me. or was -- ((it's okay <33 oh my god that was cool as fuck ))
• TC: thank you so much. ))
• TC: thanks! ))
• TC: <33333 ))
• TC: ((No pRoBlEm!))
• TC: ((ByE!))